I know we just had fireworks, my ears are still ringing, but that's nothing like what you get when two Vulcans decide to get it on.
Every seven years, Vulcans gotta have it. Bad. They sweat, they fume, they go crazy. Now you might be saying to yourself, "Wow, that's impressive. Wouldn't it be great if someone could bottle that?"
Well, Genki Wear has!
The Star Trek Pon Farr Perfume is one of three Star Trek Fragrances from Genki Wear. Each one comes in a really slick box and a specially designed bottle. If this doesn't get your green blood boiling, nothing will!
Order Star Trek Pon Farr Perfume from Entertainment Earth!
Ever since the other two fragrances were announced, I've really wanted to see what this one looked like. The merchandising is pretty clever, I just wonder if the stuff can pull in Jolene Blalock.....
Now I've seen everything!
But, is there also some of Dr. McCoy's energy boost, to help Starfleet captains who need to duel with pon far-affected vulcans?
Lol, ya know, there's a bit of merchandising that hasn't been tapped...
They'd have to name it, "Dammit Jim!"